A Homsi doctor wanted to go hunting for the weekend.
So he called his assistant Hassoun and told him:
Ya Hassoun, I will go hunting tomorrow however we will not close the clinic.
You will manage some patients. I'm sure you'll do an excellent job.
Hader Sidi replied Hassoun.
When the doctor returned on the next day, he asked to see Hassoun and said:
Chou ya Hassoun, Shlone kan nharak?
Sidi, three patients came in yesterday:
The first one had a "soda3" and I gave him a Panadol.
The second came in with "maghess" and I gave him some Lomotile ya sidi.
Bree 3alek ya Hassoun said the doctor. "inta chater". What about the third?
Sidi as I was sitting here, suddenly, the door opened and a woman rushed in like a "saroukh", took her clothes off and ripped away her "sidriyeh wl kalsone" and lied down on the
examination table crying out loud: "Dakheelkon, lha2ouni, sar li khams sneen ma shift rijjal!!"…
Akhhhh…, what did you do ya Hassoun?
Sidi, "Atartilla bi 3ayna"…
Please its just a joke so peoples who are from syria don't be upset ok ?
mwahhh love u all :)
