IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA.
A Lebanese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Lebanon on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for
the loan, so the Lebanese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on
the street in front of the bank. He produces...
A Homsi doctor wanted to go hunting for the weekend.
So he called his assistant Hassoun and told him:
Ya Hassoun, I will go hunting tomorrow however we will not close the clinic.
You will manage some patients. I'm sure you'll do an excellent job.
Hader Sidi replied Hassoun.
When the doctor returned on the next da...
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