IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA.
A Lebanese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Lebanon on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for
the loan, so the Lebanese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on
the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks
out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Lebanese
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Lebanese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi
millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000'"
The Lebanese replies: "7abibi Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"
A Homsi doctor wanted to go hunting for the weekend.
So he called his assistant Hassoun and told him:
Ya Hassoun, I will go hunting tomorrow however we will not close the clinic.
You will manage some patients. I'm sure you'll do an excellent job.
Hader Sidi replied Hassoun.
When the doctor returned on the next day, he asked to see Hassoun and said:
Chou ya Hassoun, Shlone kan nharak?
Sidi, three patients came in yesterday:
The first one had a "soda3" and I gave him a Panadol.
The second came in with "maghess" and I gave him some Lomotile ya sidi.
Bree 3alek ya Hassoun said the doctor. "inta chater". What about the third?
Sidi as I was sitting here, suddenly, the door opened and a woman rushed in like a "saroukh", took her clothes off and ripped away her "sidriyeh wl kalsone" and lied down on the
examination table crying out loud: "Dakheelkon, lha2ouni, sar li khams sneen ma shift rijjal!!"…
Akhhhh…, what did you do ya Hassoun?
Sidi, "Atartilla bi 3ayna"…
Please its just a joke so peoples who are from syria don't be upset ok ?
mwahhh love u all :)
